Taking my house

Last week The Fiancé and I decided to go look at a house we’d been watching online for months. We loved it online, but figured it would be sold before we could get to our buying time (stupid apartment lease). When it didn’t sell and they lowered the price 3 times, we both figured something must be wrong with it. The real estate market in our area has been doing pretty well. Houses are selling quickly. So the fact that it was in our ideal neighborhood, not far from our ideal price and we both loved the pictures, meant something had to be wrong.

The Fiancé surprised me when he told me he’d gone ahead and submitted the mortgage app to the credit union. We had the approval and I was confused. “Why did you do it now?” I asked him.

“Because I think we have to go see that house.”

I jumped up and down with joy. At least in my head, since I’m not much of a jumper.

Immediately after hearing this I arranged to see the house. And it was the only one we saw in person, even though we looked at hundreds online, and we loved it. We didn’t even need time to think about it, we prepared out offer immediately.

While we offered low, we fully expected them to counter much higher and meet in the middle. In the end we were scared to lose the house, so we just accepted their counter. Done.

Or maybe not.

After we accepted their counter, which was only about 1.4% less than listing price, they started adding contingencies. We’d asked for 14 days for inspection and they only wanted us to have 10. We asked for 21 days financing contingency, they only wanted us to have 14.

The big one, though – when we showed up last Saturday to look at the house we were told that last month another agent had shown the house and failed to shut the sliding glass door to the backyard, this causing moisture to enter the house and warping the wood floors. We all tried to find the damage and couldn’t. But the selling agent had told our agent that they would fix the floors, so we were fine with that.

In one of the later revisions of the contract they (the sellers) added language that said “Seller will attempt to fix the hardwood floors and if repairs can’t be made the floors will be recovered with another floor covering.”

The Fiancé sent me this language and I immediately said “NO!” I was driving so I could fully text my response, but that language made it sound like they could easily replace the wood floors with vinyl or carpet and we’d have no recourse. No, no and no. I wanted hardwood, just as the house had when I looked at it!

And if they couldn’t repair it, fine. We’d just have to adjust the price accordingly.

They fought us. And now here we are 8 days later with a contract hanging in the wind.

I 100% fully believe they’ve strung us along because they are hoping someone else will look at the house and offer them more. They bought it as a foreclosure in Nov 2012, remodeled it and listed it in January 2013 for $74,900 more than they paid. They started lowering the price shortly after and it was listed $40,000 less than the original listing when we looked at it. Our agreed-upon price was $43,000 less than the original price.

We love the house. We’ve furnished it in our heads…through all of my hours spent on Houzz and looking at furniture. We plan to have the wedding in the backyard of this house!

But 8 days later we still don’t have an agreement. And I’m livid now.

In a way I’m so mad I want to start looking at other places. They just don’t seem to want us to have this house. I know it’s not emotional – it’s all about $$ – but it’s emotional for us. We have already pictured the baby gates and plastic inserts in outlets. We’ve planned the backyard wedding there in our heads. We’ve spent hours debating furniture and how we should decorate. We want this house! And there’s no question our financing will actually go through. None at all. So when they’re fucking with us on dumb stuff it’s pretty insulting.

We keep hearing “The last buyers burned us. They weren’t approved.”

I’m sorry y’all had that bad experience, but I don’t think you get to take it out on us. We have envisioned raising our babies (or baby, maybe) here! We love this house! That’s why we accepted your counter without further counters. We want to live there!

We have forgiven the driveway that needs to be replaced to the time of $15k. We’ve forgiven the small bathrooms and the yard in dire need of landscaping. We want to start our family in this house and yet you are keeping us from it because of stupid shit.

Our 49th, or 2nd?, counter went in today with the language that we get to approve the floors before closing. We’ve agreed to everything they want, but we want to make sure they don’t put some bullshit carpet in, in place of the hardwood floors. And they haven’t responded. I’m sure they thought they’d get better offers over this weekend.

We looked at ONE house. We LOVED it. We made an offer and accepted theirs. And now we just sit in limbo. I’m 24 hours away from telling them to go fuck themselves.

This is supposed to be my kitchen:

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Precision Nutrition – ugh

About two years ago I had a friend who joined the Precision Nutrition Lean Eating program. I kinda figured it to be a bit of a hoax, because – seriously – I happen to be very well aware of the fact that I should have protein at every meal, avoid simple carbs, eat small meals and exercise. I mean DUH. Who doesn’t know that?! And why the fuck would I pay some company $99/month to tell me these things I already know? Answer is: I wouldn’t! Ever.

When I saw that she actually won some prize money at the end I thought it was pretty cool. Money is a serious motivator, y’all. But I’d successfully lost 30 pounds right around the same time just by being honest with myself about what I ate and nobody took $1200 from me. I was happy for her – don’t get me wrong! She did awesome and I think that’s great. But I also saw her doing CrossFit and running ultra marathons. Things my ass would never, ever do.

Shortly after my friend won some of that prize money, my sister asked me if I’d ever heard of the program. She’d recently had twins and wanted to get back in shape. I put her in touch with my friend and she ended up signing up. Only, less than 2 weeks in she found out she was pregnant again (oops!) and had to drop out. I didn’t hear anything more of Precision Nutrition and I was fine with that.

But about a month ago, 2 months after my little sis delivered an adorable baby girl – she told me she was going to join again. AND “you should soooo totally do it with me!”

I laughed out loud when I saw that text and politely told her no way in fucking hell I would pay someone $1200 to tell me what I already know. She pushed a little, but I just ignored it. No. Way.

When I went home to visit a few weeks later she brought it up again and I told her in no uncertain terms that I was NOT interested. Done and done. Right?

Wrong.

After she signed up she offered to pay for my first month. “If you don’t like it you can quit after a month. Just try it! Imagine how great it will be to do this together and how awesome we will look for your wedding!”

I’ll admit…mentioning the wedding kinda made me wince. I’m sure I’ve mentioned here that since The Fiancé and I got together I’ve gained at least 30 pounds and I feel disgusting. We just set a wedding date for next May, so when she said this it pulled my inner fat girl to the ground.

“Ok, fine,” I told her. But I wasn’t excited. I hadn’t bought in. I was just doing it to shut her up. Yet I kinda hoped I would actually succeed and get in a better position to wear a white ball gown next spring.

As a last ditch effort to avoid it I told The Fiancé about it…knowing full well he’d say a huge HELL NO to paying that much a month for this.

Boy, was I ever wrong.

Instead, he told me that he would pay half of the cost. And at that moment I knew I had to be all in. So I signed up and now I’m 100% committed to this crap.

I’m approaching it in two ways:

1) with a completely open mind
2) with the commitment to do anything and everything my coach, V, tells me to do.

I’m bad at structure. I’m bad at following rules and directions and hate moving outside of my ad hoc lifestyle. I hate it. But I’m going to give this my all. Because WE are paying for it. And now I owe it not only to myself, but also to The Fiancé, to make it happen.

No pressure, right?

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